But. But. Compare and contrast eating the carpet as opposed to being diverted with the:
This puppy is too cool for school. It's mouth has one squeak sound and its butt has another.
The butt squeak sound is just exactly like a clown car. Identical.
We started collapsing in laughter with this before the crossword fun. Honestly. All we can see is Dot driving a little bitty clown car filled with chihuahuas with clown hats and noses piling in and out while peoples think it's the ice cream truck.
I love the loofah dog. And, it's pink because she's a girl. It's our only nod to her girliness since her collar is blue and she barks like a big dog.
Now she has a pink girlie loofah dog that sounds like a clown car.
This is a good day.
I just realized that the link doesn't link to anything other than the pic, but that's okay because you can buy it at the grocery store. Hello.