But. But. Compare and contrast eating the carpet as opposed to being diverted with the:
This puppy is too cool for school. It's mouth has one squeak sound and its butt has another.
The butt squeak sound is just exactly like a clown car. Identical.
We started collapsing in laughter with this before the crossword fun. Honestly. All we can see is Dot driving a little bitty clown car filled with chihuahuas with clown hats and noses piling in and out while peoples think it's the ice cream truck.
I love the loofah dog. And, it's pink because she's a girl. It's our only nod to her girliness since her collar is blue and she barks like a big dog.
Now she has a pink girlie loofah dog that sounds like a clown car.
This is a good day.
I just realized that the link doesn't link to anything other than the pic, but that's okay because you can buy it at the grocery store. Hello.

Loofah Dog
I bought myself a loofah on a stick at the dollar store and my son's dog just ate that. The heck with the cute stuff.
ReplyDeleteOh no! Not a real loofah! That sucks. Ya gotta get a Loofah Dog. It's not like an actual loofah and won't smooth the skin at all. It just honks.
ReplyDeletemy guys would kill that loofah dog in 10 seconds flat...
ReplyDeleteThose were outlawed in Washington ten years ago along with pit bulls and ketchup.
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